dankosaurus:

acoolsuggestion:

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

anneboleyns:

friendlyneighborhoodcommiescum:

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside

And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millennials have homes

tinylionroars:

whtvrnina:

I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because when the time comes they’ll know what to do to stay safe you stupid onion peel

you stupid onion peel

bookelfe:

firstdegreebyrnes:

The law forbidding citizens to criticize Henry VIII’s marriage to Anne Boleyn has just been repealed in Ireland what a time to be alive. 

time at last to achieve my long-held dream of flying to Ireland and shouting ‘HONESTLY YOU COULD’VE DONE BETTER, ANNE’

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Today is the Pan Day of Visibility. Be cautious, as this means you will be visible and celebrated for the entirety of the day. The Pansexual Pantheon recommends that any heists, coups or acts of revolution be delayed until tomorrow, as your invisibility powers are unavailable. 

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

sleepisfornerds:

projectsnt:

safepotato:

taskitron:

angusburger26:

obi-wanz:

the-burnished-hart:

bace-jeleren:

prettyflyforajeskai:

narsetsdisciple:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

I got Particle Manipulation…. FUCKIN AWESOME

“ The user can create, shape and manipulate particles, the basic units of energy and matter (such as molecules, atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, ions, gravitons, tachyons, photons, etc.), which are the basic units of energy and matter. With this power the user can manipulate the entire universe because all things are composed of particles, ranging from the subatomic to the universal in scale. “

I am basically a god(dess)

Apparently the Jeskai are particle manipulation masters as I got that when I did this the other day as well.

LAW MANIPULATION

I got Divine Monster Physiology. Somewhat fitting for a Burnished Hart shaped to wander mortal realms.

Gravity manipulation. I feel like that could be good

Size Reduction

PARTY INDUCEMENT!

The power to become an expert in martial arts through science.

YOOOO

Malevorous: the ability to feed on the darkness of people’s hearts and become better physically

…why is this fitting?

snow manipulation

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Originally posted by disney-royalty-unite

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

• straighten your back
  
• go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  
• go take your meds if you need to
  
• drink some water
  
• go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  
• maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  
• reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
• maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

mallamun-socialjustice:

kicking-asana-and-taking-names:

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

cythereancutie:

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians